Keep your drink to yourself! In tonight's Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 10 recap, things don't go as planned during Stassi Schroeder's birthday trip to Cabo. Let's take a look at tonight's top five craziest moments. And don't worry — we won't call you Fluffy Fluff.
5. Scheana wants to gang-bang the guys?
One surefire way to make people not like you? Say that you want to have a gang bang with their boyfriends and exes, which is what Scheana tells Jax Taylor and the other guys. Jax then tells Stassi and the girls about this, and Stassi is pissed that Jax didn’t defend her. Fair enough.
4. Kristen attacks Scheana in the club
At a Cabo club that is inexplicably called the Pink Kitty - a name which Lisa Vanderpump is clearly not fond of — Scheana Marie gets snubbed by the girls. Then, Kristen Doute tells Scheana that she’ll call security if Scheana doesn’t leave their table and stop drinking their alcohol. Luckily, no security guards were called.
3. Lose your cool — and your swimsuit
When in doubt, take off your clothes, right? At least, that appears to be Stassi’s motto, as she and her friends go skinny-dipping after their club drama. However, Stassi’s pals soon get tired of swimming naked, and so they leave poor Stassi by her lonesome. This was not Stassi’s day!
2. Schwartz throws his drink at his girlfriend, Katie
Apparently, a drink gets thrown on someone at Stassi’s birthday every year. Following Tom pouring a beer on Stassi last year, Schwartz throws his drink at Katie this year after she grabs his wrist during their heated argument outside the club. Duck! Katie later admits that she’s jealous of him being nice to Scheana.
1. Katie bails on the birthday dinner
Katie and Schwartz’s drama continues during the next night at Stassi’s birthday dinner. Schwartz calls Katie a moron and says she makes his life miserable at dinner, so Katie walks away from the dinner table, which Stassi is not happy about. Maybe for her 26th birthday, Stassi should just stay in and order pizza.