Please open a box of cake mix and pour it directly into your mouth, because it's time to celebrate Tyler Baltierra's birthday. You know, Tyler Baltierra? Former Teen Mom star, collector of sneakers, and all-around amazing dude? Him.
Tyler is celebrating his 22nd birthday, which means this is his second year of being able to drink without getting arrested, and being able to make babies without being side-eyed. Yep, dude is officially an adult, and he's sure acting like one. Not only does Tyler own his very own home with his girlfriend-of-a-decade, Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell, he's shaping up to be a super responsible guy!
We expect great things of Tyler in 2014, including and not limited to an even more defined set of abs, even more sneakers, even more selfies, and hopefully a fabulous wedding. No seriously, if he and Catelynn don't bite the bullet and get married already we're going to suffer some kind of catatonic break.
It's like these two tease us with a Renn Faire wedding, we buy twelve dozen turkey legs in celebration, and then nothing.