We’re still recovering from the excitement of the Super Bowl (that’s a football sports thing, k?) but Monday is still our favorite day of the week, thanks to The Bachelor 2014. Tonight’s brand spankin’ new episode features some of the most “WTF” moments of the season, with plenty of backstabbing, imagined offenses, and the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Juan Pablo Galavis crying on television.
What makes El Bachelor sob in public? Probably his own mortality, or something. OK, not actually, because right now all that matters is whether he finds a wife in this whole crazy process, and one Ms. Clare Crawley is possibly complicating that with her feminine wiles. We don’t know exactly what happens, but a little clip of the episode has found its way to the light of day and it seems that JPG and CC “made a mistake the other night taking it too far.”
Uh, what? Did they make their own fantasy suite in Vietnam? Piss off another frontrunner? All we know is that the “most dramatic episode” tweets are flying from TPTB and they usually reserve the hyperbole for an actual moment of nuttiness (that’s not true, but still). Will tonight be Clare’s last night in La Casa del Bachelor? Who goes home? What else happens? We’ve got the short list, but you’ll have to tune in at 8 p.m. ET/PT for the full Season 18 Episode 5 drama rundown. See ya on the flipside!