25 Ways to Leave Your Lover Before Valentine’s Day — With Reality Show Elimination Taglines! (PHOTOS)
Valentine’s Day can be super-sweet, but let's be honest: It can put a lot of unwanted pressure on a relationship. Feeling like the fire's gone and you're just going through the motions? Or maybe it's a new thing that's going nowhere? Don't drag it out. Tell them to leave their jacket and go... wait, what?
If your lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/weekend-long-fling just isn’t is measuring up, here’s how to gracefully dump him or her before dropping some serious dough on flowers and heart-shaped chocolates, as borrowed from the masters of rejection: reality competition show hosts. ;Being the TV addicts we are, we’ve pulled together 25 short, sweet, and to-the-point reality show elimination taglines you can use to leave your current squeeze before ;Valentine's Day, as uttered by 50 Cent, Bret Michaels, Flava Flav, Tila Tequila, and more.
Don't tell your partner ;auf wiedersehen ;until you've flipped through these ideas. Perhaps use them all, tastefully spelled out on a cookie bouquet?