We love nothing more than keeping up with the Kardashians on their appropriately-named reality show, Keeping Up with The Kardashians, and it looks like Teen Mom 2's Javi Marroquin is right there with us. The pouty-lipped husband of Kailyn Lowry is all about the Kardashian Krew, and recently declared his love for Kim and her sisters, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, and Kylie all over Twitter. Sigh, what an adorably nerdy/fan-boyish thing to do!
"I'm a big of the Kardashians/Jenner sisters. Can't lie," Javi announced for literally no reason, adding "Who's y'all favorite Kardashian/Jenner? Mine is [Kendall]."
Wow, thanks for asking, Javi! Our favorite Kardashian is totally the long suffering Bruce Jenner and his free-flowing hair. Poor dude has been through so much, the least of which is the loss of his Adam's Apple (RIP, old friend!).
But in all seriousness, we're slightly surprised by Javi's inexplicable love for America's Royal Family. Especially considering that Kourtney and her baby daddy, Scott Disick, have no love for Teen Mom thanks to Farrah Abraham, with whom they got into an epic feud when Kourtney was pregnant. We believe Kourt's exact words were "Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I'm 32 years old!"
Are you surprised that Javi is so obsessed with the Kardashians? We love them as much as the next reality television fan, but it's possible that Javi has fallen under the seductive spell of one Kris Jenner, who clearly hypnotized Javi through the TV screen with her alluring rendition of "All That Jazz." Never forget.