The Bachelorette

Bachelor Pad 3: Where Are They Now? (PHOTOS)

There’s been a deep black hole of misery consuming our hearts since ABC announced they wouldn’t be filming a Bachelor Pad 4 in 2013. That means that for two whole sad years we’ve had to get our fix of crazy elsewhere — like, by actually listening to our Aunt Jenny’s tall tales about her court dates and sexcapades — and it just hasn’t been the same. No one does over-the-top drama quite like the hotties in the Bachelor Mansion. ;

So, what’s a guilty pleasure-seeker in serious need of a fix to do? Short of rewatching all three magical seasons (we do have lives, sort of) we decided to stalk, ahem, catch up with our favorite contestants from Bachelor Pad 3 and see what they’ve been doing with their lives post-Pad. Here’s what our favorite kings and queens of crazy have been up to since they last graced our screens and filled our eye holes with wonder.