During America’s Got Talent, there’s always a mixed bag of auditioners with real chops and those who’ll do anything to get on television. But in last night’s Season 7, Episode 10, there was one girl who fit neither description.

Trish — “Like fish,” she declared — showed up to audition just to meet Howard Stern.

“That’s my boyfriend,” she gushed beforehand to a group of fellow auditioners, speaking about Howard. “He’s just so beautiful.” When she finally got on stage in her skin-tight hot pink mini-dress, all three judges were stunned. “Somebody thought I was a stripper, a porn star, but no, I love Jesus,” said the 23-year-old computer programmer. “I’m not like that.”

She went on showcase her “fast talk rapping” skills, but got the buzz pretty quickly. Howard said he found it “annoying,” and that her performance gave him a headache. Oh no!

Trish quickly apologized and fessed up about her true intentions, saying “Well I’m not really a rapper, I just needed to make up a talent, so I could get to meet Howard Stern.”

“Oh, well now you’re talkin!” exclaimed the shock jock. At Sharon’s insistence, he gave her a hug, and the two end up slow-dancing up to the vote.

Although she didn’t make it to Vegas, she promised she’d catch up with him there anyway! “You know where I’ll be,” teased Howard. “We’ll have a beautiful date at the mental institution.”

You can watch Trish’s hilarious audition below!

Credit: NBC Photo: Blonde Bombshell Trish Auditions for America's Got Talent Just to Meet Howard Stern

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