We’re happy that the models and judges got a few good lines in before the Cycle 15 arrivederci. Check out the Top 10 Quotes from the finale of ANTM Cycle 15.
10. Jay (to Ann): I’m not gonna lie, babycakes, them heels are high.
The good news is that if Jay Manuel ever starts a footwear line, which is probably already in the works, he already has the slogan.
9. Jane (to Ann): I think I’m supposed to be giving you a pep talk. You need to go out there and walk. Really well. And don’t fall.
Smart, if not terribly original, advice.
8. Andre (to Chelsey): I felt no snap, no crackle, and no pop. But having said all of that, your legs looked fantastic.
Which is a sparkly, silver lining if we’ve ever heard one.
7. Nigel (to Tyra): We’re the High Court, like the Supreme Judges.
Right, with equally grave responsibilities.
6. Roberto Cavalli (to Ann and Chelsey): I felt like you preferred the ice cream to the makeup.
Yeah, and? They were having gelato in Italy, Roberto Cavalli!
5. Andre (on Ann’s print ad): There is this pain and fear, but it’s that bird that’s been put into captivity for a moment, and I feel the story. So therefore, I’m drawn into the picture.
They warned us. A picture is worth a thousand words.
Or, as a friend of ours put it, Andre dressed like a magnificent light bulb.
3. Photographer Vincent Peters (to Ann, as she swatted flies away from her face): They’re not bugs, they’re fans.
Nope, just bugs. Gross bugs.
2. Ann (to Chelsey): I say cool a lot, but I mean it.
And that’s all that counts. Same goes for "awesome."
1. Nigel (to Ann): Guess what? You’re not normal. You’re America’s Next Top Model.
Aaaand Nigel tied the whole thing up with a pretty bow for us.
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