Credit: Jaimie Trueblood/The CW ©2011 The CW Network, LLC. Photo: America's Next Top Model Cycle 17, Episode 7: Dominique and Lisa

The All-Stars are back, and they’re bringing more than just their stunning looks and signature walks to the game. The real challenge of the season? If these model-estants can get through an episode without saying something completely insane. (Personally, we’re doubtful.) Check out the funniest, weirdest, fiercest quotes from America’s Next Top Model Cycle 17: All-Stars, Episode 7 “Kathy Griffin.”

10. Bianca describes the horrors of living in the Top Model mansion: “Here I am alone in the wilderness, and a bunch of hyenas are surrounding me. What’s my game plan? ‘Cause I could be eaten up whole in this competition.”
Please, if the model-estants get hungry, they’ll self-cannibalize before resorting to Bianca’s thighs.

9. Allison weirds everyone out: “The name of my fragrance is Honey Blood.”
Because nothing smells better than sweet carnage.

8. Bianca chats about Tyra: “Do you see how she conducts herself? She’s a woman. A business woman. A lady.”
None of those statements are verified, by the way.

7. Lisa channels NeNe: “Black girls don’t go on motorcycles.”
Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Lisa.  

6. Bianca gets possessive: “I never thought that one jar of pickles could cause so much drama.”
Clearly, she’s never visited the Jersey Shore.

Credit: Jaimie Trueblood/The CW ©2011 The CW Network, LLC. Photo: America's Next Top Model Cycle 17, Episode 7: Bianca

5. Jay tries to mask his horror: “Okay, that pickle’s getting real raunchy. Can we please not have it look like a penis?”
Yet, a few weeks ago, he was totally fine with these ladies cramming hot dogs into their mouths.

4. Bianca makes her case: “Kanye West. The most candid outspoken person. But you’ll never see him in a bathtub.”
Prince Kanye only gets sponge baths from his interns. 

3. Kathy tells it like it is: “I’m blacked out now. I’m not gonna remember any of this tomorrow.”
We’re right there with you, Kathy. 

2. Kathy critiques Kayla’s photo: “If you’re supposed to be Snooki, be Snooki. Don’t be Paris just out of prison.”
Paris wishes she could be half as washed up as Snooki. 

1. Kathy Griffin greets the models: “Let’s go, time is money. Walk bitches, walk.”
Finally someone vocalizes our inner thoughts.