Recaps

This is why America's Next Top Model needs Miss J. Alexander to come back!

Leila Goldkuhl never had proper runway training. She needed help from the runway diva coach extraordinaire. Her lousy runway walk got her eliminated on Cycle 19, Episode 5 and led her to fall — twice! — on the finale, Episode 12: “The Girl Who Becomes America’s Next Top Model.” When ...

Total horse poop! From the beginning, we had a feeling America's Next Top Model Cycle 19 would come down to Laura James vs. Leila Goldkuhl — and we’re still headed in that direction — but we always figured Nastasia Scott for the dark horse to give them a run for their money.

But speaking of horses and money, it pays to grow up with acreage, a pond and horses. Who knew that...

Karma!

She took her sweet time, but karma finally came for both Leila Goldkuhl and Kristin Kagay on America's Next Top Model Cycle 19, Episode 10: "The Girl Who Becomes Art for Tyra."

Leila got the highest challenge scores and top photo (although Tyra Banks will be putting Kiara Belen’s pic on her wall) while Leila's #1 hater, Kristin, crashed and burned. Will anyone miss B*tch...

There she is! Our favorite gap-toothed America's Next Top Model smizer is back. Leila Goldkuhl, whose TV journey was so rudely interrupted on Cycle 19, Episode 5, returned on Episode 9: "The Girls Go To Jamaica."

Yeah, it was an episode after we were expecting her — and she was revealed as the comeback winner at the start of the night, so it felt kind of anticlimactic to immediately...

Ugh! How frustrating. Can we at least tell you what we wanted to write tonight?

“There she is! Our favorite gap-toothed America's Next Top Model smizer is back! Leila Goldkuhl, whose TV journey was so rudely interrupted on Cycle 19, Episode 5, returned on Episode 8: ‘The Girl Who Comes Back.’”

It was all set and ready to go, based on extreme optimism that Leila would be......