Recaps

Well, that was weird. It was only a matter of time before Eboni and her "30 Never" pigtails were yanked from America's Next Top Model Cycle 18, but Alisha’s extreme sobfest breakdown and decision to quit — after being told she was safe — was a surprise.

So after Episode 10: “Nicholas Tse,” we’re already down to the final three and it’s two Brits and...

Bless her, she was always delicate.

Remember when Queen Catherine cried in front of the judges and The Sexy Nigel Barker called her "a wretched mess"? She cried again on America's Next Top Model Cycle 18, Episode 9: "Barney Cheng."

She was asked to channel heartbreak and instead of thinking about her ensuing ANTM elimination, how much her fellow models hated each other, or how her red hair...

It’s hard to watch America's Next Top Model in the same light after last week’s Male Model Massacre — but the smize must go on! As Kelly Cutrone put it on Cycle 18, Episode 8: “Georgina Chapman,” “It's not the end of the world, it's only fashion." 

Yes, we just quoted Kelly Cutrone — she who felt...

Kyle no longer smiles for miles — she got eliminated on America's Next Top Model Cycle 18, Episode 7: "Estelle.” The judges finally got tired of seeing the same stoner Bambi expression on her face. It would’ve been great if they could’ve come to that conclusion last week, but oh well. At least they’ve also finally come to the conclusion that Sophie is a...

Um…now what? The frontrunner for America's Next Top Model Cycle 18 just floated away like that teddy bear's ear. AzMarie is gone. Eliminated on Episode 6: "Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle." Why? Because of she had too much self-respect to wear a “booty tooch training pad" (yes, that's a thing in Tyra's world). "I was just having a problem with them tooch pads,” Az said....