With the Freshman Dinner speech up for grabs, Blair ODs on Self-Pity Pie after learning her competition for the spotlight is the outer borough vixen, Vanessa. Blair awakes from a Bette Davis-infused nightmare all about wearing expensive La Perla and a bag of cheap tricks. Chuck comforts her. Its obvious, almost endearing, how strong their (sick) puppy love really is.
Serena visits Nate at some...