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Tired of asking yourself, Who are these strange creatures on my television, and why are they pumping their fists just so? Why, we here at TheJerseyShoreTVFans.com are here to help! Our useful laymans field guide is a handy, weekly compendium to all of the confusing, amusing, and frightening behavior of the rare and exotic east-coast guido and guidette.

Week 1: A Lexicon of Commonly Used Words...

Years from now, critics will predictably compare the inaugural episode of Season 2 of Jersey Shore which busied itself with the casts epic pilgrimage from the bitter frost of the greater tri-state area to the seductive warmth of Miami with other stories of the Great American Road Trip. Theyll undoubtedly analyze Nicole Snooki Polizzis quest for deep-fried pickles at greasy-spoon diners, or...

Confirmed Bachelor (n.) - A polite euphemism for a fabulous gay man who gives fabulous advice to fabulously desperate people

Darlings, our beloved show is quickly creaking its way to next weeks finale. Who will Ali choose? the dimpled one or Mr. All-American? Decisions, decisions! On to the questions!

Confirmed Bachelor (n.) - A polite euphemism for a fabulous gay man who gives fabulous advice to fabulously desperate people.

Darlings! Its really getting down to the wire on this seasons Bachelorette, isnt it? Were desperately looking forward to next weeks episode, when hunky Frank finally admits to Ali that hes gayer than a handbag full of Lady Gaga fans tells Ali some sort of shocking news....

Confirmed Bachelor (n.) - A polite euphemism for a fabulous gay man who gives fabulous advice to fabulously desperate people.

Since some of you are simply unable to keep the fireworks out of your personal lives, we're back again with another explosive week of questions for yours truly. Happy Fourth of July, darlings!