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Fasten your seat belts, Bonesheads, because it's crossover time! "The Finder" kicks off deep in the Everglades, where Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) find the soggy remains of some pretty unlucky gator bait. Fortunately for our heroes, swamp critters aren't too keen on glass eyes, and B&B trace a serial number on the artificial peeper all the way to a museum. Wait,...

This week's all-new Modern Family saw Claire wrestling with whether or not to run for town council against her new arch-rival, Duane Bailey (guest star David Cross). And while councilman Bailey may be a puggle-breeding, stop sign-hating Canada basher, Claire isn't exactly without her own hilarious, insanely OCD, faults.

So our burning question this week is: Would Claire get your vote?

What's funnier than a brand new episode of Modern Family? How about reading back over all the LOL-worthy zingers from this week's comedic vigilante of a show! Here's our pick for the best quotes from Episode 5, "Hit and Run".

9. Phil: "If you wanna fly, I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground. I wanna be the one to push you off the cliff."

Phil always has a sweet way with words, no?...

Relive all the mafioso hilarity in Modern Family Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run" with our handy recap!