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Sex and cake dominated the Top 10 quotes for this week’s Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 7: "Love at the Jersey Shore" as JWOWW dressed up in a handkerchief after making up with beau Roger, Snooki drank while on antibiotics for her 10th UTI of the year (yikes!) and Deena hurt her back from turnpiking too hard with her new pal Joey. And apparently someone ate a piece of cake while...

Last night's Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 7: "Love at the Jersey Shore" answered the age-old question: can you create an entire hour of television consisting of mundane details, like who ate a piece of cake? It turns out that you can. On this week's installment, the gang sussed out a yellow cake thief, Snooki finally went to a doctor, and JWOWW and Roger made up.

You Don't Just Eat an I'm...

This episode of Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 6: “The Follow Game” was heavy on plot with Mike’s gossiping, Jenni’s fight with Roger and kinda short on one-liners, but thankfully we had Vinny and Deena in fine form this week to pick up the slack!

1. Snooki, as she says goodbye to her father: “Be safe, drink!”
Let’s hope he is heading to a club after...

The Situation and Snooki are the butt of the joke in this week's Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 6: “The Follow Game.” After huffing and puffing about his machinations in last week's episode, Season 5, Episode 5: “Nothing But Nice,” Mike didn't do much except gossip and Snooki got a few televised moments of sheer insanity. In the mean time, Vinny got smushed, and Pauly D...

While Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 5: “Nothing But Nice” may not have been one of the best episodes in terms of content, it was a great episode for the one-liners our little macaroni rascals are famous for. Snooki and her UTI, The Situation pretending to be nice, and everyone else in a hungover haze yielded some very quotable results.

1. Snooki, on the definition of UTI:...