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Bristol, having a limited number of regrets about participating in this show given how far she came despite her middling skills, can have one: her mom telling the producers and Tom Bergeron that her nickname was Bristol The Pistol. Because, of course, tonight marked the second show this week that they opened with a joke about her nickname and its deadly implications for the front-runners....

As the show opened, Tom Bergeron reminded us as though we could ever forget that Bulletproof Bristol had outlasted, but not outdanced, two judges favorites. Wonder why that is? He didnt say, but he did let us know that this week, Bristol would be surviving both a classic ballroom round and an instant dance round.

At least the producers stopped messing with the audience, since the voters...

It was the 200th Show, which meant it was time to kill some time! To the first song from the first season, the professionals danced en masse to a rocked-up version of Beyonces Crazy. After a long performance, they re-introduced all the returning cast members from preview seasons and the team captains for the team dances. Kristi Yamaguchi was team captain for Rick and Cheryl, Bristol and Mark...

The show began, as it ever did, with a series of terrible puns that even the former writers of Americas Funniest Home Videos would have been embarrassed to put their names on and even Bob Saget would have been embarrassed to say. Oh, Tom Bergeron. They can put a nice suit on you but somehow, you still reek of cheese.

At the bottom of the leaderboard were Bristol & Mark, Kurt & Anna...