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This weeks war between Nikita and Division got crizazy! Our favorite cosmetologist/interrogator, Amanda, gave Alex psychoactive drugs so most of the episode took place in Little As head. It was almost like The Wizard of Oz because everyone was there, from Jaden playing a violin (why do people always play the violin in dream sequences?) to Michael and Nikki playing tonsil hockey. Were there...

Nikita Episode 16, Echoes, opens with Nikita and Alex practicing hand-to-hand combat. Always the helpful study partner, Nikki holds up flashcards with fight moves printed on them. When she suddenly holds up a card with a strange, red symbol on it, Alex starts to freak out. Where did you get that symbol? Alex demands. Nikki tells her not to ask so many questions. Alex asks her more questions,...

Best: Nikitas Pleather Shorts and Polka-Dotted Tank

DO NOT TRY this at home! Once again, were pretty sure Maggie Q is the only woman on earth who can carry this look off, but carry it off she does: black, pleather, high-waisted shorts paired with a black polka dotted tank and heels. As a general rule of thumb, shorts and polka dots should be avoided by anyone over the age of 8, but the trick...

1. Birk, giving Little A dating advice: Nerds like rejection. See, their thinking is if shes interested in you, there must be something wrong with her.

2. Alexs just say no message: She was high, OK. She couldnt even recognize a paper towel.

3. Nikita demonstrates how to get into a club without waiting
Bouncer: Let me guessmodel? Actress?
Nikita: Assassin.

4. Birks glass is always half full.
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1. Dustin Zimmer Keeps His Billion-Dollar Invention In His Pocket!
Personally, we havent invented any billion-dollar gadgets, but if we did, we probably wouldnt keep them in our pockets in a crowded nightclub! Maybe ole Dustin needs to reread Oliver Twist! He either needs to be more wary of pickpockets or he needs to stay home.

2. Alexs Flawless American Accent
Alex is truly remarkable! She was...