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We already miss Jersey Shore and our favorite guidette, Snooki. But when we're feeling down, we turn to this list of funny Snooki quotes to brighten our day. Hallmark should really consider making greeting cards out of some of these. Can't wait to hear what words of wisdom Snooki will give us in Season 4!

Snooki: I have to poop Im getting nervous.
Or are you nervous because you have to poop?

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There was a whole lot of dramz in the last episode. From Ronnie's look-alike friend to Snooki's drunken visit to the pokey, here are some of the most insane moments from Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 4.

5. An interview with two boobs (and we're not talking about Sammi and Ronnie)
We have to admit, we got pretty excited when we saw Vinny and Pauly whip out their flip cams to make some home...

This episode was certainly more dramatic than most others, but that doesnt mean they didnt say their fair share of crazy crap. After all, Snooki is still there. Check out the choice quotes from Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 4.

10. The Situation: Its almost like an avalanche of good energy.
Right, because theres nothing more positive than an avalanche.

9. Snooki: Thats your typical...

Somehow the Jersey Shore kids managed to stop chugging drinks and yelling at each other to say some pretty hilarious stuff. Here are your Top 10 Quotes of Season 3, Episode 3.

10. Snooki: Say youre stuck in the cornfields and you have to eat it. Thats not bad.
Somehow, we wouldnt be surprised if Snooki got lost in a corn field.

9. Ronnie: Sometimes in relationships, unhealthy makes them grow...

You know what weve noticed the Jersey Shore gang does a lot? They say lots of crazy stuff! Here are the Top 10 quotes from Season 3, Episode 2.

10. Deena (On Sammi and Ron): Shes a female backpack!
She doesnt make a good accessory.

9. The Situation: The Situation needs to situate itself!
How has he never said this before? He made up for it by saying it 10 times this episode.

8. Vinny: She is a...