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Enough about who killed whom lets talk about the guys! Each of the four main girls is involved in their own love triangle, and its hard to know who shell end up with. Have no fear! Weve figured out who is right for each of the girls. (We know thinking about a bunch of cute guys is a tough job, but someone had to do it.)

Thing you know everything about Vinny? WRONG. But we do! Lets get you caught up to speed...

1. Vinny went to college at SUNY New Paltz.

2. He plans to go to law school someday.

3. He is the youngest member of the Jersey Shore cast.

4. He would like to film Season 4 of Jersey Shore in Italy or Spain.

5. He started the IHAV t-shirt line.

6. He might move to Hollywood to pursue acting.

7. He...

Its hard to watch someone who was once mildly likeable turn into someone so predictably unlikeable. Such is the case with our EX-friend Sammi Giancola, who so far in Season 3 of Jersey Shore has managed to become the raging biotch we all knew she could be. Sammi says shes the sweetest bitch youll ever meet," but now, shes just a b*tch. There is no more sweetness to speak of.

So how did...

As Jersey Shore Season 2 came to a close, it felt like our fave guidos and guidettes were veering away from their trashy Jersey roots and becoming too... Miami. So what better way to reconnect than by meeting up at their old stomping grounds the original shore house, complete with duck phone! And if last night's episode is any indication, we're in for an awesome Season 3.

Here are our fave...

Boy, that was a long, cold winter without the embers of hilarious quotes to keep us warm. Thank god it's early January and things are finally starting to warm up, thanks to the return of Jersey Shore. Here are your Top 10 quotes from Season 3, Episode 1.


10. Deena: Im a blast in a glass!
That sounds...fun. Well try to figure what this means later.

9. Snooki: I look like a hooker. Sick.
Mission...