Boy, that was a long, cold winter without the embers of hilarious quotes to keep us warm. Thank god it's early January and things are finally starting to warm up, thanks to the return of Jersey Shore. Here are your Top 10 quotes from Season 3, Episode 1.
10. Deena: Im a blast in a glass!
That sounds...fun. Well try to figure what this means later.
9. Snooki: I look like a hooker. Sick.