But while the trusty folks over at the studios that own us on Monday nights can be trusted to bring the entertainment, we wanted to help ‘em out a little with picking teams for the new show. The concept is still as shadowy as the deals that’ll go down in the pursuit of love and money (we presume the second part of that), but we still know a good pick when we see one.
We teamed up with the folks over at Ranker.com to put together a handy little ranking system for choosing our top teammates for the show, but we need your help!
Are you dying to see single hot mama Cassandra Ferguson battle out for top honors? Do you want to know if Elise Mosca could finally get pointers from “Free Spirit” Lucy Aragon on how to be cool in the nude?
Perhaps you’re interested in seeing whether Season 8 ex-brosefs Jef Holm and Arie Luyendyk, Jr. just need a little vacation together to get over whatever it was that broke them up? We certainly are. And maybe Season 16 “villain” (and winner) Courtney Robertson could give Chris Bukowski some insight on how to cure a marred reputation. The latter didn’t exactly come out of Bachelor Pad Season 3 unscathed…
If Chris Harrison is getting a little weary of hosting, two-time Bachelor Pad mastermind Michael Stagliano could certainly help out. We’re dying to see if Season 17’s AshLee Frazier can stone cold stare her way into victory, or if Lindsay Yenter will show up in the bikini version of a wedding dress.
But lest we forget one of the hottest seasons of television of all time, Des’s bevy of babes from Season 9 of The Bachelorette should not be forgotten. Between Drew Kenney’s Ken doll perfection, Brooks Forester’s unfinished storyline, Zak Waddell’s ridiculousness, Michael Garofola’s courtroom/board shorts-ready logic, Ben Scott’s need for redemption, and Zack Kalter’s sheer hotness, our bodies — and boob tubes — are ready.
What do you think, Bachelor Nation: Who do you want to send packing for your own entertainment? Rank ‘em and roll ‘em!