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If you thought Bachelor Pad was the glorious trainwreck that just wouldn't end, you ain't seen nothing yet. ABC's new kid on the block, Bachelor in Paradise, premieres on Monday, August 4, and it looks to be the craziest of the bunch. The artfully put together promo was released on Monday, June 16, and only makes us crave the summer show's Season 1 Premiere

In the clip, the two girls we've been dying to watch interact — Season 17 side-eyer AshLee Frazier and Season 18 exit winner Clare Crawley — and it's just as in-fighty as we had hoped. We have exclusive scoop saying they're fighting over a certain guy who also makes an appearance in the Season 1 promo, albeit with another girl. 

One girl seems to have locked herself into a room, and poor Chris Harrison doesn't know what he got himself into, because he's all linen shirt calm on the outside, but we can see the wheels turning. Meanwhile, Clare revisits her favorite spot — the ocean — for some day and night makeouts with Season 9 Bachelorette cast-off Robert Graham

Check out the promo, catch up on who's heading to paradise, and then hit the comments with your thoughts on the new show!