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Just when we were about to send out a search party for Brooks ForesterDesiree Hartsock’s ex-favorite boyfriend — he’s surfaced. The Season 9 hottie who stole our hearts back in 2013 (was it really that long ago?) and then broke them like a cold hard b—h is coming back to our television screens on ABC’s new classic, Bachelor in Paradise. According to Reality Steve, we’re going to catch a glimpse of the tall drink of water, but not a long one.

As fans will remember, B-For left Des sobbing in Antigua when he revealed, after all their time together, he just wasn’t that into her. She was devastated for a hot sec before getting engaged to Chris Siegfried and moving on to the happily ever after phase of her life. So, is his own happily ever after coming thanks to this second appearance on the rose-colored show? Ummm, notsomuch, Steve says.

In his episode-by-episode spoilers, which you mighta missed thanks to the sun shining all over the lands (thanks to Chris Harrison), the spoiler-er mentioned that Brooksie will be popping down to Mexico on Episode 5 to try his hand at wooing. Brooks arrives with a date card in hand and asks out Jackie Parr, who accepts. But the girl who once left The Bachelor instead of Tierra LiCausi (still shaking our head, for the record) gets the chance to do her own 2-on-1, and chooses Brooks’s fellow Season 9er Zack Kalter instead.

Although the point of Bachelor in Paradise is still a little confusing, we do know that when Jackie said “no gracias” to Brooks, it was the end of the road for the soft-spoken, heartbreaker. Which means we have to go now, because that search party may still be necessary after all…

What do you think of Brooks appearing on Bachelor in Paradise? Are you surprised he only makes it one episode?

Source: Reality Steve