JoJo Fletcher Has Raunchiest Group Date in ‘Bachelorette’ History — Details!
We’re less than two weeks into filming for Season 12 and we already have detailed scoop on what the Dallas beauty gets up to on one of her group dates. And from the sounds of things, it’s going to be the most NSFW date in the history of the franchise!
In fact, Reality Steve says most of the content probably won’t be making it to television — or it will at least be heavily edited and bleeped out. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
According to the spoiler king, this outing, hosted by comedian and Upright Citizens Brigade alum Jenna Brister, was set up similar to a “Vagina Monologues” performance. The participating guys and JoJo were then each asked to tell a crazy sex story on-stage!
We won’t go into too much detail out of respect to those more prudish Bachelor Nation-ers — and those spoiler-adverse. However, here’s a little breakdown of what’s in store on the group date (should it make it to air):
The Bachelorette Herself
Our Joelle might be a sweet Southern gal, but she’s got an inner bad girl just waiting to come out! Apparently, the 25-year-old tells her bachelors about the time she prepped to give up her V-card to her high school boyfriend, stocking up on condoms and other, ahem, sex toys.
However, their backseat horizontal tango was cut short when cops showed up next to their parked car, and they were outed to their parents. They broke up and never had sex, and she didn’t lose her virginity until two years later at age 19.
Pretty tame, right?
The Innocent Guys
The real estate developer wasn’t the only participant whose tales erred on the side of prudish. A certain fella is said to recount the time his mom walked in on him and his neighbor hooking up in his family home, while another was caught by his neighbor mid-coitus while his parents were away. In other words, pretty embarrassing but not unusual.
Some people should learn that even a sex story doesn’t need all that TMI. One contestant talks about acting as his own personal fluffer to fill out his Speedo with girls in his college dorm. Then there’s another who claims the guys in Bachelor Mansion, um, relieve themselves in the bathroom after every rose ceremony, clogging the plumbing (EW!).
But none of those jerk-offs compare to the bathroom exploits of one dude, who talks about an incident involving a sexual act gone wrong due to a lady’s bowel movements. C’mon, man!
The Total Prude
However, we (and the Bachelorette herself) will take the nasty stuff over someone with no sense of humor. The worst offender will be the guy who was reportedly offended by the whole date, announcing his morals on-stage to JoJo. He then goes in for a kiss, and she turns her face away, causing him to throw down his mic. What a baby!
The Bachelorette premieres Monday, May 23 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.
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