5. Phil botches his interview: “You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but you cannot make her laugh. I wanna go back. You can kiss my wife, but only I can take her to bed and make her laugh. I wanna go back. Only I can take my wife to bed, comma, and make her laugh.” He’ll get it right one of these days!
4. Phil talks up Costa Rica: “It’s a progressive culture. Most of them travel by zip-line.” Zip-lines are the new hipster bicycle.
3. Alex complains about Haley throwing away her drawing: “She tossed it in the garbage. Right after she wrote ‘Mrs. Haley Jonas Brothers’ on it like thirty times.” Don’t worry, Haley. We were Mrs. Wetpaint Timberlake for years.
2. Phil has a moment with Claire: “You can fake anything you want with me, but not your laugh. I’d like to go back.” No givesies no backsies!
1. Luke yells at his sisters: “Be normaler.” Clearly, Luke takes after his father.
Catch an all-new Modern Family on Wednesday, February 15 at 9pm ET/PT on ABC.