Clutch your old lady pearls, Bachelor Nation, because weaves are being snatched. No, like literally snatched. Turns out Bachelorette 2013 contestant Ben Scott's grandmother was recently attacked during a home invasion (insert gasps here), causing us to say "WTF is wrong with everyone? LEAVE THE OLD LADIES ALONE!"
Ben Scott put it a little more simply, tweeting, "Crazy guy broke into my 89 yr grandmas house and hit her after destroying her house.. Good luck in jail buddy when they find out y ur there!"
We have no clue what would compel a person to attack an innocent old woman, but Ben's grandma certainly didn't deserve to have her home invaded — nor did she deserve to be assaulted in the process. Thank goodness she doesn't appear to be seriously injured!
It looks like we can all breath a sigh of relief at the news that Grandma Scott's intruder will most likely go to jail, where we suggest he's punished in the following way: By being forced to watch Desiree Hartsock's season of The Bachelorette on repeat until his hair grows to the same length as Brooks Forester's and he can cut a man down like a certain contestant we know and love. The entire process should take about a year — just long enough for this dude to seriously regret what he's done.
Make sure to send your luvin' feelings over to Ben and his family as they go through this rough time! We know he's the “villain” of Des' season (how do you even choose?!), but guys: Hugs against thugs.