Calling the Beygency! We’ve got ourselves a Class 1-level catastrophe and she goes by the name of Yes LIV Can.
For those lucky few out there who successfully wiped that name from their memory banks when she first surfaced last year, Yes LIV Can — real name: Olivia McFallar — claims Jay Z asked for her number so she could be his “girl when he’s in town.” Sorry, guys. We think we just threw up a little bit.
You can watch Yes LIV Can’s latest, um, project below — but brace yourself, because whatever the opposite of flawless is, this is it.
First thing’s first: It’s called “Sorry Mrs. Carter,” which beyond not being worthy of the name also is a blatant rip-off of Outkast’s “Ms. Jackson.” And it doesn’t get any better from there. YLC, as she styles herself, spends nearly four minutes sashaying in front of the camera, drinking red wine from a champagne glass, putting on lip gloss, and lecturing Bey on how to keep her man.
“Time to tell these young girls some real s—t. Time to tell them how you became a wife … Come on now? Surfboards? Monica Lewinsky? Why don’t you tell these girls how to be wise? Why don’t you tell these girls how to act around your husband? … The invasion has begun,” she raps sings spits speaks.
Anybody else feel the urge to stick YLC on an elevator with Solange for a couple of floors?