Bones is a brilliant crime drama written by mega nerds and scientists, so as you might expect everything is super accurate. But sometimes we catch ourselves scratching our novelty socks in confusion. Check out the 5 biggest WTF moments of this week's "The Tiger in the Tale!"
5. No, But Really, What's With All The Bodies In The Backwoods?
We'll say it once and we'll say it again: What is wrong with you, Washington DC? It's like you guys can't get through one week without wandering off into the hill towns and shallow-burying a body. Suffice it to say that we will never be camping, hiking, or going out doors ever again. Please take a leaf out of a normal murderer's book and burn your bodies.
4. Hodgins Sucks Up Maggots Gleefully
Remember when Hodgins (TJ Thyne) was a tender-hearted conspiracy theorist with a only slightly strange obsession with bugs? Times have changed. We don't know what happened to Hodge Podge that made him develop such a huge crush on maggots, but we blame Baby Michael. That kid hasn't been seen or heard from since last year, and we can only assume that he's plotting his dad's slow decent into madness.
3. Sweets Doesn't Tell Daisy That He Cheated On Her
Sweets (John Francis Daley) broke up with Daisy (Carla Gallo) this week (in the most cold-hearted way ever, we might add), but he failed to tell her about that one time he cheated on her with Agent Olivia (Danielle Panabaker). He also failed to tell her about that other time he cheated on her with that Avatar fan-girl two years ago. Sweets has always seemed like a charming nerd, but dude is a serial cheater and the least he could do is admit it. Sob, we feel the feelings!
2. Brennan Forces Random Witness To Projectile Vomit
The FBI might need a warrant to enter your home, but apparently it's totally cool if they stick a giant Q-tip in your mouth and force you to projectile vomit all over the floor. And no, we did not see Brennan (Emily Deschanel) wash her hands or her jumpsuit after this week's witness vommed all over her. Of course, we can only assume she feeds Baby Christine mother bird style (like Alicia Silverstone), so girlfriend is used to being spat-up on.
1. Brennan Thinks People Who Kill Animals Should Get The Death Penalty
Apparently, Brennan is super obsessed with all creatures great and small, and wants to inflict the death penalty on anyone who hurts them. So, what about her former squintern who aided and abetted a cannibalistic murderer? Please, simple-minded plebes, he gets to walk free! Because that totally makes sense....
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