Credit: Richard Foreman/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Brennan Investigates in Bones Season 7, Episode 4: “The Male in the Mail”

Okay, is it just us: or did Bones seriously pump up the sex factor during last night’s Season 7, Episode 4: “The Male in the Mail”? Between all this talk of Brennan’s (Emily Deschanel) — um, enlarged assets — and certain suspects’ curvy derrieres, we got a lot boobs and butt jokes out of the night.

Need a recap of all the Bones sauciness? Take a look at what we mean:

1. No thanks, Clark. She has Agent Booth to help out with things like that.
Brennan: Dr. Edison, is there a problem? You’re staring at my breasts.
Clark: Oh! No, no, no. I’m sorry, Dr. Brennan. But you were … Uh, there was a whole lot of activity goin’ on there. And I was just thinking, you know, maybe I could help you out? [Brennan stares at him] Not meaning like that! Because I would never …

Credit: Richard Foreman/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Temperance Brennan and Clark Edison in Bones Season 7, Episode 4: “The Male in the Mail”

2. Are they common? Yes. Is talking about them at work common? No.
Brennan: Tender and swollen breasts are common in the third trimester.
Clark: Of course.
Brennan: It’s very uncomfortable. My bra size has increased by 2 cup sizes.
Clark: I hadn’t noticed.
Brennan: Well, it’s quite obvious. You should be more observant, Dr. Edison.

3. Wow. Suddenly, evenings in Booth’s apartment are sounding a lot more interesting than we originally thought!
Brennan: My breasts are very sore. Would you mind if I spent the evening naked?
Booth: Sure. Yeah. That’s fine with me. No complaints here.

4. Um, Clark? What on earth made you want to start up this conversation again?
Clark: Oh, and I’m glad to see that your breasts seem to be feeling better.
Brennan: I beg your pardon?!
Clark: Your …? Before, you said I should observe …

5. Hmm … Is that usually a part of the employee wellness program?
Angela: [Holds up the photocopy] This was taken two days before Oliver was murdered.
Brennan: Why would someone photocopy their buttocks?
Angela: Well, I guess they were doing some kinky calisthenics on the job.

Credit: Patrick McElhenney/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Booth and Sweets Question a Suspect in Bones Season 7, Episode 4: “The Male in the Mail”

6. Luckily, using them for identification has not yet become a standardized process.
Brennan: This seat cover is made from compression foam. It’s engineered to capture orthotic modeling. I’m using it to measure your client’s ischial tuberosities.
Sheila: My what?
Booth: Your ass bones. You see, they’re like fingerprints. In your pants.

7. Oh, why didn’t you just say so? Obviously, that makes everything better.
Sheila: I’m a slut, not a killer.

8. Weird. We obviously missed that scene.
Clark: Did you know that cabbage leaves are recommended to soothe sore breasts? Apparently, the phytochemicals in the plant …
Brennan: I spent the evening naked, so my breasts are actually feeling much better today, thank you.

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