Credit: Patrick McElhenney/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Booth, Cam, and Brennan Examine Dismembered Remains in Bones Season 7, Episode 4: “The Male in the Mail”

If your favorite childhood toy was the jack-in-the-box, then Bones has a treat for you: “In two weeks, it’s corpse-in-a-box.” And we’re making pretty much the same face as Booth is when the team discovers that their latest homicide victim was sliced up on a paper cutter and dismembered. And with the poor fella in cube form, it’s going to be tough to examine any bones — so “it’s time to get medieval,” says a battleaxe-wielding Hodgins (TJ Thyne)!

That’s right: the team will be testing every possible murder weapon known to man — not to mention checking out some suspects’ ischial tuberosities (aka, as Booth helpfully translates, “ass bones”). So, dear readers, make sure your own ischial tuberosities are firmly planted in front of the TV come the first of December!

 

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Credit: YouTube Photo: Sneak Peek of Bones Season 7, Episode 4: "The Male in the Mail" [VIDEO] Eeew! What's in the Box?