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The brand-new promo for Bones' Season 8, Episode 12 is 25 perfect seconds of Hodgins (TJ Thyne) screaming in horror, Angela (Michaela Conlin) screaming in horror, and unfortunate trench coats. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come.

One word: Baby Michael Vincent. Ok, three words.

Credit: TelevisionPromos on YouTube Photo: Promo for Bones Season 8, Episode 12: "The Corpse In the Canopy" — Pelant is Back! (VIDEO)

0:01 – Hodgins' Beard Sleeps In Bed
And we assume his face is somewhere in there as well.

0:02 – Pelant Chills In Baby Michael Vincent's Nursery
Whatever, they're probably plotting murders together.

0:03 – Dead Body Hangs In A Net
Yawn, what else is new.

0:04 – Hodgins Screams Like The Fair Maiden He Is
Bloody bodies are gross, but maggots he's ok with?

0:05 – Booth (David Boreanaz) Sad Faces
Can't find matching novelty socks, probably.

0:08 – Flowers Decorate Baby Michael Vincent's Pillow, Angela Screams
Rose petals can be really scary, guys. Also Angela's been super delicate since remembering that she's an "artist."

0:12 – Hodgins Complains About Pelant Stalking Him
Biggest form of flattery as far as we're concerned.

0:15 – Pelant Wanders Around In A Trench Coat
Clearly, he's super inspired by Brennan's maternity fashion.

0:16 – Brennan (Emily Deschanel) Runs Through The Jeffersonia
Thought bubble: "The bones. THE BONES."

0:18 – Pelant Chills Next To A Giant Computer
You know...because he's a nerd.

0:19 – Booth Busts Out His SWAT Team
Annnnd, we know what we're doing tonight (penning erotic fan fiction).

0:20 – Cam (Tamara Taylor) Watches Video, Which We Think Might Be IMPORTANT
But who knows. Maybe this is another one of her 70s vampire flicks.

0:22 – Brennan Looks Concerned
Uh oh, Christine probably failed at Peekaboo again. Sigh, kids these days.

0:24 – Booth Runs Through A Hall
Sorry, he SASHAYS through a hall.

0:25 – Cam Prays 
To Baby Christine of Nazareth, duh.