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The brand-new promo for Bones' Season 8, Episode 13: “The Twist in the Plot” is 25 glorious seconds of Hodgins (TJ Thyne) fetishizing beetles, Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) getting frisky (by which we mean they hug while fully clothed), and terrifying mullets.

We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come! And no, it doesn't look like Baby Michael Vincent is in this episode. Clearly he has gone back from whence he came. To that drawer in Angela's (Michaela Conlin) office.

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0:01 – Brennan and Hodgins Hang Out Next To A Ditch
Just a typical afternoon.

0:02 – Brennan Dusts Some Dirt With A Pastry Brush
Science, guys! Science!

0:03 – Brennan Discovers Two Bodies In A Grave
OMG, jackpot! Best day ever.

0:05 –  Hodgins Looks Confused
Finally realizing there's a forest growing on his face, we assume.

0:07 – The Gang Solve The Murder Of A "Death Consultant"
OMG, the Grim Reaper died? 

0:09 – Booth Breaks A Photo Frame
Sigh, he really shouldn't be allowed out of the house unless it's to kill clowns.

0:10 – Handsome Man With Mullet Make Friends With B&B
How many more terrible hairstyles can we take?

0:10 – Mulleted Man Declares That He Has Two Weeks To Live
This is Last Holiday starring Queen Latifah all over again.

0:15 – Booth and Brennan Hug....
Still fail to have sex on camera.

0:22 – Booth Declares His Love For Sticky Notes
We appreciate the fact that he's living in 1992.

0:23 – Hodgins Stares At Some Bugs As They Eat Human Remains
You know, the usual. 

0:25 – Cam Smiles For No Reason And It's Weird
We prefer it when she turns her robot panel to "serious."