Do you even realize how many fan fiction novels have been written about Booth (David Boreanaz) and Brennan's (Emily Deschanel) naughty nuptials on Bones? These two are in love, live together, and even have a kiddo, yet they still haven't put a ring on it. What gives, Booth?
Check out 3 reasons we're rooting for this dynamic duo to make it official!
1. So They Can Consummate Their Love
We're convinced that Booth and Brennan still haven't done the deed. Yes, they popped out a baby, and yes, Booth bought Brennan lingerie for her milk duds — but if it didn't happen on camera, it didn't happen at all. Hopefully these two will take a leaf out of Angela (Michaela Conlin) and Hodgins’ (TJ Thyne) book (book = computer program) and start having sex in the Jeffersonian. There's nothing like doing it next to a cadaver.
2. So We Can Stop Calling Baby Christine A "Love Child"
Baby Christine is a holy angel from the Planet Perfection, but thanks to Booth and Brennan she's the laughing stock of Montessori School. Christine isn't some free-loving hippie who spends her life in cloth diapers. This girl was birthed in a manger and is besties with The Man Upstairs, and her parents need to wise-up and put a ring on it so all the other archangels stop making fun of her.
3. OMG, Party Episode!
We love ourselves an excuse to eat carbs and break out our LDBs, and Booth and Brennan's wedding will be an affair to remember! So exciting! Then again, Brennan might insist on marrying in some distant jungle amongst a bunch of artifacts and whatnot, in which case we'll have to mentally prepare for a khaki wedding dress. Noooooo, stop the madness!
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