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Monday night’s episode of Bones (Season 7, Episode 9, “The Don't In The Do”) was jaw-dropping in more ways than one. Gruesome murder? Check! Sexy lingerie and ice cream? Double check! Weird, terrifying life lessons about hair care? You know it.

We’ve rounded up the three most shocking moments for you to look back on — enjoy!

1. Booth (David Boreanaz) and Brennan (Emily Deschanel) Reignite the Spark
Die-hard Bones fans have been waiting for Booth and Brennan to seal the deal since they locked eyes way back in season one. Nowadays, B&B do the dirty all the time, but having a baby put a damper on their sex life — until Booth came home with a few pints of ice cream and a load of undies for Brennan to slip into!

This was the most intimate we've seen our favorite on-screen couple, and they didn't even do anything but smile, smooch and chase eachother up the stairs! Finally, we have something to fill the pages of our fan-fiction with other than sexual tension-filled bickering.

2. Sweets (John Francis Daley) Reveals His Love for Crotchless Panties
We've seen glimpses of Sweets and Daisy's NSFW relationship throughout the years, but the way Sweets made a bee-line to those crotchless panties made us drop-jaw in shock. The mere thought of Sweets and Daisy's "adventures" in the bedroom makes us uncomfortable, but we're pretty sure Booth will never recover from the mental image of Sweets going to town on a pair of edible panties. TMI, dude.

3. Note to Everyone: Your Weave is Secretly a Scalp
Who else ended this week's episode of Bones pulling out their weaves in horror? We love cascades of fake hair as much as the next girl, but the shocking revelation that people maraude Washington D.C. regularly breaking into morgues and scalping dead ladies for their hair was a game-changer.

And let's not forget about Theo, the sinister shampoo boy, who secretly kept a bloody, butchered slab of human hair hidden amongst his collection of weaves. We think Emma Watson’s pixie cut is looking hotter than ever right now, don't you?

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