Bones is a brilliant and super-intelligent crime drama written by mega nerds, so as you might expect there's little room for error. But sometimes we catch ourselves spitting out our Slurpee (not to be confused with Slurpee bomb) in confused shock. Check out the 5 biggest logic fails and WTF moments of this week's episode "The Gunk in the Garage!"
1. Brennan Wants An $800 Stroller, Is Way More Materialistic Than We Thought
If you have your very own Baby Christine at home (aka a spiritually advanced love child), you know that you can buy a decent stroller for about $200. But BBC is no normal holy deity — she deserves the best of the best. Which is why we assume Brennan (Emily Deschanel) wants to spend more money than some people make in a month buying a stroller. What would Christine's godfather, Jesus, say, Brennan, hmmmmm?
2. The DA Controls The FBI, Apparently
We have no idea how things work over in the FBI — other than the fact that everyone wears novelty socks and is ridiculously attractive — but we were slightly shocked when the DA plucked Agent Olivia out of the crowd and assigned her to Sweets (John Francis Daley). Isn't that outside her jurisdiction? Sigh, we should probably sit down with all 20,000 seasons of Law & Order to figure this thing out.
3. Baby Michael Does Not Exist
You guys, it's been almost a year since we last saw Baby Michael. And to be honest, we're this close to calling the imaginary CPS. Last time we checked on ZZ Top's protege, he was chillin' out in a drawer while his parents picked apart human remains in glee. This season, Hodgins (TJ Thyne) and Angela (Michaela Conlin) haven't even mentioned their progeny, and we're starting to think he escaped in ZZ Top's beard and is currently riding around the USofA on a baby Harley.
4. We Ate Cockroach Eggs For Breakfast
According to Brennan and Hodgins, humans ingest several dozen cockroach eggs every day. Consider us traumatized, and starving — because we are never opening our mouths again. Also, if we have dozens of eggs in our stomachs, can you imagine how many live in that cluster of fur commonly known as Hodgins' facial hair? Shudder.
5. Sweets: Compulsive Cheater?
This week, Sweets cheated on Daisy (Carla Gallo) with Agent Olivia and it was just like "yawn!" Sweets loves Daisy, and it's not like he initiated the kiss, so who cares? But wait! Lest you've forgotten Bones' hilarious Avatar-themed episode, Sweets locked lips with some random Na'vi fan-girl in a tent, and presumably tried to have braid sex with her. That's two (count 'em) times he's cheated on Daisy with no repercussions! What gives?!
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