This week's episode of Bones was double the pleasure, double the fun! Yep, we were treated to two episodes, which means we feasted on two stuffed crust meat lovers pizzas instead of just one. Which also means we have so many calories to work off in our dirty dreams tonight, sigh.
As you might expect, there were all kinds of OMG moments in this Bonesy extravaganza of Season 8, Episode 10: "The Diamond in the Rough" and Season 8, Episode 11: "The Archeologist in the Cocoon," and we've rounded up the top 5 for you to look back on!
1. Booth and Brennan Make Out In a Janitor's Closet
We are so close (yet so far away) to Booth (David Boreanaz) and Brennan (Emily Deschanel) having on-screen sex. This week, B&B found themselves in a janitor's closet and were so turned on by the cleaning supplies that they got their mack on! But did Booth peel off his shirt? No. Did we see any tongue? No. Did Brennan indulge any strange role playing fetishes? Negative. Why are you doing this to us, Hart Hanson? WHY?
2. Angela Quits The Jeffersonian (In Lamest Way Ever)
Guys, SHHHH. Angela (Michaela Conlin) is creating art, and she is not to be disturbed. In case you've forgotten, Angie is an artistic genius who paints unicorns, and she has no time for foolish things like murder. After all, why help her fellow humans when there are rainbows to be doodled? Luckily, Angela managed to get her hours at the Jeffersonian whittled down after throwing a huge artistic fit, so phew. Maybe now someone will actually start taking care of Michael Vincent.
3. Booth and Brennan Waltz In Slow Motion, We Cry Happy Tears
How adorable was it when Booth and Brennan waltzed and then everything turned all sparkly and full of glitter and magic? It was like watching Legends starring Tom Cruise all over again, only with even more whimsical mystery. We'll just go ahead and ignore the fact that the scene was in slow motion — oh — and the fact that Brennan's dancing was even more traumatizing than Hodgins' facial hair.
4. Baby Christine Might Be Mere Plebeian Child After All
We know that what we are about to say is considered blasphemy and that we could be SMITED by a lightning bolt, but Baby Christine might not be our lord and saviour after all. Despite the fact that she is a certified montessori genius, this little lady can't peekaboo. We know. We know. But before you spiral into a fit of hysterics, take comfort in the fact that Christine could just be too cool for mortal games. This is a confusing time for all of us.
5. Hybrid Neanderthal Babies = Just As Ugly As You Imagined
Did you guys check out Angela's drawing of that half-Neanderthal half-homosapien baby? So did we. Annnnd, moving on.