This week's Bones was a rollercoaster of action, adventure, and terrible facial hair, and it might have been the best episode of the season. The entire hour was one giant cluster of OMGs, but we've rounded up the top 3 moments of the episode for you to look back on.
And no, this list does not include Hodgins (TJ Thyne) snorting white lines. Let's not confused OMGs with WTFs, mmmk?
1. Hodgins Goes Broke
Hodgins used to be the wealthiest member of The Jeffersonian, but it looks like Pelant hacked into his bank accounts and stole all his money. Whoops! This dude is about to join the 99%, which means he better get used to a life of ramen noodles, old pizza and expired cheese (just describing what's currently in our fridge, don't worry about it).
Of course, we'll go ahead and forget the fact that the bank would cover a significant amount of Hodgins' stolen money, but whatevs.
2. Agent Flynn Is Kinda-Sorta Dead
Remember when everyone thought Agent Flynn was evil? Yeah, not so much. We couldn't believe our eyes when this poor guy was pumped full of lead thanks to that random machine gun! We're so sorry for doubting you, Agent Flynn, sob!
Also, is this dude dead? Because he was shot upwards of twenty times. Double also, why wasn't he wearing a bulletproof vest? It's like he's never even seen an action movie.
3. Pelant Sews Up His Face, Innocent Puppies Go Blind
So, apparently half of Pelant's face was blown off by Booth, but don't even worry about it, guys. Pelant simply meandered over to a Doggie Hospital, killed a bunch of veterinarians, and then sewed up his cheek while a traumatized german shepherd screamed in horror.
Um, did Pelant just turn into Two Face? Because if so, that makes Booth (David Boreanaz) Batman, Brennan (Emily Deschanel) Catwoman, and Hodgins Robin. LOL, Robin. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
What were your favorite OMG moments of the episode? Weigh in below!