The brand new promo for next week’s Bones Season 7, Episode 8: “The Bump in the Road” is 31 jam-packed seconds of genius babies, men who wear pretty panties, and weird sciencey things that we don't yet understand. If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea whether or not Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) are surviving babyville, don’t worry. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Baby Bones Winks at Booth
Is it just us, or is Booth plus a baby even hotter than Booth plus a sniper rifle?
0:02 – Baby Bones Throws Shade on All Other Babies
That wink might look adorable, but it's clearly a sinister warning to Blue Ivy, Apple, Brooklyn, and Suri. Move aside, amateurs. There’s a new top baby in town.
0:03 – Brennan Eye-rolls At Booth While Winking
This lady is good at a lot of things, but facial expressions aren't one of them.
0:04 – A Bunch Of CGI Bones Fly All Over The Screen
iMovie circa 2012, people.
0:05 – Cam (Tamara Taylor) Picks Up Remains With a Spatula
Somewhere, Gormogon is licking his lips.
0:07 – Bones Warns Peeps To Be Careful With the Remains
We wouldn't want someone mistaking them for a pancake.
0:09 – Booth Mocks Bones' Spatula Technology
Someone's feeling cocky! (Get it? 'Cause of his belt buckle?)
0:10 – Bones Side-Eyes Booth
Uh oh, trouble in mucus plug paradise?
0:11 – The Team Gathers At The Jeffersonian
Annnnnd a bunch of stuff we don't understand happens. Sigh, science.
0:12 – New Squintern Finn (Luke Kleintank) Pokes At a Bone With Tweezers
Unfortunately for Cam, though. Science-y investigation work isn’t all he’s doing this episode...
0:13 – Bones Snaps a Pic of Remains With Her Cellie
We assume she proceeded to filter it in Valencia and post it on Instagram.
0:16 – Bones Accidentally Sends Aforementioned Pic to Day Care
Well, that's a great way to get investigated by the CPS. Maybe they will need that help from Hodgins (TJ Thyne) and Angela (Michaela Conlin) after all!
0:18 – Booth Le Sighs
This is what happens when the president of the Geek Squad is your baby mama.
0:20 – Booth Hangs By a Big Truck
Trying to salvage some semblance of his manhood. Somebody was killed here. We’ve got some investigating to do!
0:21 – Brennan Looks At Something With a Flashlight
Solving so many mysteries, OMG!
0:25 – Bones Bags a Pair of Hot Pink Panties
Someone make her a Craigslist account.
0:26 – A Hunky Truck Driver Shows Off His Ladies' Underwear
No judgement here, dude.
0:27 – Booth Looks Horrified, Remains Manly
His mind can't even process the thought of a man in women's underwear. Too traumatic. Let’s just go arrest someone for murder instead.
0:28 – Brennan Looks Sick
Thinking about how she gave birth next to a horse, probably. How did she manage that one, anyway?
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