The brand-new promo for Bones' Season 8, Episode 2: "The Partners in the Divorce” is 31 jam-packed seconds of failed makeout sessions, hard hats, and human remains (duhhhh!). If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea whether or not Brennan (Emily Deschanel) threw away her blond wig (shudder!), don’t worry. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Brennan Yells At Booth (David Boreanaz) For Stepping In Brain Goo
Sigh, we've all been there.
0:02 – Cam (Tamara Taylor) Bags Booth's Brain-Covered Shoe
His beloved novelty socks will never be the same.
0:05 – Hodgins (TJ Thyne) Says Something Funny, All We Can Think About Is His Beard
It's called a razor, buddy. Even Baby Michael is judging you.
0:06 – Brennan Fondles Human Skull
Thought bubble: "my precioussss."
0:07 – Booth Furrows His Eyebrows, Looks Adorable While Doing So
Auuuugh, our hearts just melted. No, Hodgins, that is not an invitation to examine us.
0:08 – Brennan Looks at Something With a Flashlight
You guys, science.
0:09 – Booth Tries to Kiss Brennan, Fails
The memories of her blond hair still haunts him.
0:10 – Booth Does an Epic Eye-Roll
Baby Christine learned from the best.
0:11 – Brennan Competes With an Even More Ferocious Eyeroll
Don't worry, guys. This is their foreplay.
0:13 – Brennan Says It's a "Good Thing" That She and Booth Aren't Married
Somewhere, Martha Stewart is slapping her TV.
0:14 – Brennan Makes a Crazy Face While Wearing a Light On Her Head
All kinds of weird. We blame the breast milk hormones.
0:18 – Brennan Tries to Kiss Booth, He Blocks Her With His Coffee
Stay away, lady, boyfriend is juicin'.
0:19 – Brennan Gives Booth a Peck on the Cheek
Yawn, someone pass us a washing machine.
0:20 – Finn Abernathy Walks In on B&B, Remains Southern
Let's continue to ignore the fact that dude may have murdered his father.
0:21 – Angela (Michaela Conlin) Does Something With Wires, Seems Confused
Aren't you supposed to know your way around tech stuff, girl?
0:24 – Booth and Brennan Yell "Fine" at Each Other, Seem Angry
Augh, nothing is fine about all this fighting. Must. Clutch. Body Pillow.
0:25 – Brennan Peers Into AaBig, Red Tunnell
OMG, it's the Eye of Mordor. Run away, Brennan! Run away.
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