The brand new promo for Bones' Season 8 premiere is 31 jam-packed seconds of terrifying wigs, shrubs, and weird sciencey things that we don't yet understand. If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea whether or not Brennan (Emily Deschanel) will be framed for murder, don’t worry. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Agent Flynn Wanders Through Some Shrubs, Looks Confused Yet Handsome
We can only assume yet another dead body has found its way into the backwoods of our nation's capital.
0:04 – Agent Flynn Tells Cam (Tamara Taylor) to Bust Out The Search Team
Um, is he talking about Hodgins (TJ Thyne) and his nerd goggles? Because that's the only search team at The Jeff. Just saying.
0:06 – Brennan Looks Coy, Wears Hilarious Blonde Wig
Major fail, Bones costuming department.
0:07 – Brennan Rejects Her Dad, Max (Ryan O’Neal), in The Middle of The Woods...
...And continues to be obsessed with trench coats.
0:08 – Angela (Michaela Conlin) Refuses to Tell Booth (David Boreanaz) How She's Communicating With Brennan
Meanwhile, no one has even mentioned Baby Christine. Um, guys?
0:11 – Christopher Pelant Hangs Out by a Rock Wall, Remains Devious
OMG, watch him turn that wall into a computer, with his mind.
0:13 – Booth and Brennan Wrestle in a Sketchy Hotel
Really Brennan? Baby Christine has to stay at a Motel 6 while Blue Ivy's at The Ritz? Uncool.
0:14 – Brennan Makes Sexy Face at Booth — as He Realizes Who He's Fighting!
Femurs crossed that they'll actually consummate their love. Plus, lord knows Booth loves some blonde-haired role-playing.
0:15 – Agent Flynn Trolls Around The FBI Office and Peeps on Booth
Uh oh, how is Booth going to find Brenzone with this dude breathing down his neck?
0:17 – Angela Looks Into a Microscope
Science, guys. Science.
0:17 – Booth Eye-Rolls at No One in Particular
So much studly rage, it's like he doesn't even know what to do with himself.
0:18 – Brennan and Booth Hang Out, She Says "I Can't Live Like This Anymore"
Let's be real, that wig would make anyone question their lease on life.
0:22 – Cam Fondles a Skeleton
What else is new?
0:23 – Hodgins Looks Into Another Slightly-Different Microscope
OMG, more science! Things are happening.
0:23 – Sweets (John Francis Daley) and Booth Stroll Down a Hallway Holding a Notebook
And when we say "notebook," we clearly mean Booth's diary.
0:24 – Agent Flynn Calls Out The Jeffersonian
Looks like this dude knows the squinterns are trying to find their squintern leader (aka Baby Christine).
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