full size Booth and Brennan Kiss and Cuddle During the Bones Season 7 Premiere
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You guys, we have a problem. Despite the fact that they’ve popped out our future lord and savior, Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) seem to have a completely sexless relationship. At this point, we’re convinced Baby Christine was conceived during an accidental dry-humping session.

We were thrilled when Booth and Brennan finally got together after a sexually frustrated partnership longer than Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy — but now that they’re a couple, they act like they're just friends. What gives? We’ve hardly seen any PDA between these two, and it’s just like, get with the program Hart Hanson. Give us some sexy time, or we’ll have no choice but to refer to you as “Hart-less” in our fanfiction.

Of course, Brennan and Booth are still completely adorable despite the fact that they barely ever do the deed, so maybe we should lay off and let them do their thang. Lord knows human remains are the only aphrodisiac these two need.

What do you think, Boners? Should B&B have more sex?