Credit: FOX © 2006 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Brennan and Booth Go Undercover in Bones Season 2, Episode 8: "The Woman in the Sand"

Who could forget “Tony” and “Roxanne” from Season 2’s “The Woman in the Sand”? ‘Memba the Vegas episode in which Booth and Brennan dress up like high rollers and pretend to be engaged? They play lovebirds like a couple of naturals. Sure, we swooned — but we also wanted to scream, “WHY CAN’T THEY BE LIKE THIS FOR REAL?”

And how about their outfits? Bones in a little black dress and Brennan in a fedora straight out of the Godfather?

Brennan’s makeover surely doesn’t go unnoticed by Booth. If only he would have followed that swift swat on the butt he gave her with an “I love you, Bones.” Then we might be getting somewhere!