How hot is the new eye candy in the Bones crossover episode? Does it get any better than a shirtless Geoff Stults (Walter)? (No offense, David Boreanaz!) Even better, Michael Clarke Duncan (Leo) and Saffron Burrows (Ike) added their own brand of sexiness to the mix. The only downside? This is an episode of Bones, and grossness is mandatory — just like good news comes in sets of three, so does bad news.
Read on for three moments from “The Finder” that we deemed the grossest. We’ll give you a hint: The over-the-top gore starts with a fake eye and ends with a bitten-off finger. Talk about the opposite of hot!
3. Clean up in aisle three
When we heard that the map that had gone missing was made with “special ink, which would only appear when exposed to breast milk, semen, or blood,” our first thought was, “Ewww.” Our second thought was, “Why breast milk? Why not regular milk?”
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
In the episode, which is filmed in the Florida Everglades, Brennan (Emily Deschanel) was knee-deep in human remains. Literally. The only thing more unattractive than her hip-weighters was the human head containing a glass eye she pulled out of the brown swamp water. We will admit, though: We liked the way Temperance knocked on it like it was someone’s front door.
1. Who wants chicken fingers?
The last thing you would normally expect to see being pulled from a person’s throat would be a finger. But this is Bones we’re talking about. So it seemed somewhat matter-of-fact when Cam (Tamara Taylor) revealed, “She bit the attacker’s finger off.” At least the victim didn’t go down without a fight?
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