We've been making a non-stop Home Alone face since Monday night’s episode of Bones Season 7, Episode 11, “The Family In The Feud.” A hillbilly tried to kill Brennan (Emily Deschanel), B&B got their mack on, and we can no longer eat pasta thanks to Hodgins (TJ Thyne) and Daisy (Carla Gallo). Check out the 3 biggest shockers of the night!
1. Booth (David Boreanaz) And Brennan Pack On The PDA!
Nothing puts Brennan in the mood for lovin' like a rotting skeleton and breeding maggots, and this week she could barely contain the fire in her loins. Maybe it was the fact that so many femurs were around (total turn-on), or maybe her mommy hormones made her feisty, but we've never seen Brenny plant such a passionate kiss on Booth's lips!
Even Mr. Cocky himself seemed shocked, probably because he's used to their relationship consisting of eye-rolls, breast milk and human remains. If the SUV is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
2. Hodgins And Daisy Vomit In Their Mouths
Let's set the scene: An overly-excited Hodgins prepares truffle pasta and force feeds it to a delighted Daisy. She spits it out all over her boobs because it's rancid, prompting Hodgins to take a huge bite and regurgitate it on his beard. So many horrifying things going on in just a few seconds, and to top if off Hodgins and Daisy have a conversation about poo and proceed to gag at each other.
We have a feeling the only person who enjoyed this unfortunate regurgitation session was Alicia Silverstone, and even she was put off by the image of Hodgins' chin hair covered in noodles.
3. Brennan Gets Shot At By A Crazy Old Hillbilly
If you thought Washington D.C was full of creepers, murderers and perverts, you ain't seen nothing yet. Welcome to Virginia, a backwoods expanse of land filled with old men and their buck teeth. This week, Booth and Brennan made the mistake of venturing into the sticks only to be shot at by Grandpa Mobley — who almost took out Brennan's eye with his rifle!
Of course, Brennan will never be killed off Bones (can't say the same for Booth....), but we're always on the edge of our seats when guns are waved around — mostly because of that time the Gravedigger's head exploded into a million pieces with absolutely no warning. We're still paying off our therapy bills!
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