Season 8, Episode 3 of Bones was a beautiful hour of blood, guts, and flying feet that caused us to regurgitate our slurpees in fear that they were secret bombs. We’ve rounded up the top three OMG moments for you to look back on, so grab your smelling salts and the most unflattering trench coat you own.
1. Pile Of Intestines Falls On Hodgins' Head, No One Cares
It's official: Bones' squints have a strange and unusual fetish for human remains. We always thought it was weird how gleefully they frolic in the midst of severed heads, random femurs and bodily fluids, but this week took it to a whole new level. In case you were too busy vomming into a box of pizza to notice, Hodgins (TJ Thyne) felt the rain on his skin last night — and by rain we mean intestines.
These bad boys dripped down from the ceiling and landed on Hodgins' face, and instead of, you know, reacting, he just stood there. In fact, everyone else around him looked super jealous. What. Is. Happening?
2. Episode Begins With Gruesome Exploding Body, Annnnd There Goes Lunch
Usually, the Boners come across deceased bodies and get their investigation on — but this week Hart Hanson and his minions switched things up! We were treated to the most gruesome scene in recent history, complete with flying feet, severed legs, melting eyeballs, charred skin, and decapitated heads.
Basically, it was like all of Dexter's erotic fantasies were coming true, but on the wrong channel. And in case you're wondering, no — we haven't been able to keep down any food since last night. And by food we don't mean quinoa, Brennan (Emily Deschanel).
3. Sweets Cheats On Daisy, We're Just Like "Meh, Whatevs"
Look, we love ourselves some Daisy (Carla Gallo), but sometimes we wonder if Sweets could do better. Daisy is a lovely girl, but she and Sweets (John Francis Daley) don't have too much in common — other than a mutual love for public sex and voyeurism.
This week, Sweets showed his true colors and started crushing on Special Agent Olivia (Danielle Panabaker), who planted a huge kiss on his geeky lips before wandering off into the great unknown. We don't even know what to think, gang, so we'll leave you with this gentle musing courtesy of Destiny's Child: "'Cause you a bug a boo, you buggin' what, you buggin' who, you buggin' me."
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