The dark period known as Bones Hiatus is finally over! Our favorite crimedy is back and better than ever, and by that we mean nerds are shirtless, people are dying, and Brennan's (Emily Deschanel) dancing is causing mass protest among the kids at Christine's montessori school. Sit back, relax, and check out the top 3 most OMG-inducing moments of the episode!
1. Shirtless Sweets!
Sweets (John Francis Daley) might have spent his formative years playing dungeons and dragons, larping, and hanging out with James Franco, but times have changed. This dweeb is all grown up! Turns out Sweets is rocking quite the set of abs, which made their big debut in Booth (David Boreanaz) and Brennan's love shack. We're feeling all kinds of feelings, most of which have to do with Magic The Gathering.
There's no denying that Sweets looks good sans shirt, but he and Booth should probably get shirtless together, just so we can compare and contrast. Now, excuse us while we go write a haiku about Sweet's scattered forest of chest hair.
2. Brennan Busts a Terrifying Move
As much as it pains us, we need to discuss Brennan's dancing. And we use the word "dancing" loosely, because Brennan's gyrating moves were more akin to full body spasms. In fact, for a brief moment we were concerned that she'd been taken over by her puppet master, Baby Christine, in some cruel and unusual mind trick.
At least we finally understand why Booth and Brennan haven't had sex in a while. If this is what girlfriend considers "rhythm," we fear for Booth's cocky belt buckle.
3. Dead Body Makes Us Physically Ill
We usually watch Bones armed with the following supplies: Pizza, a brown bag to vomit said pizza into, and a blow-up photo of David Boreanaz as Angel (you know, in case times get rough). However, nothing could have prepared us for this week's brutal murder, in which the victim was chopped up with an apple peeler and peeled alive. That's right, peeled.
We saw all kinds of things we didn't want to see, like pieces of nose, random strips of flesh, and a foot. Frankly, it's a miracle that we aren't passed out on the floor regurgitating our dinner.
What was your favorite OMG moment from Bones? Hit the comments and dish!
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