We were treated to double episodes of Bones this week, which means there were even more WTF moments than usual. And even more blood and guts than usual, but we're used to that! We've rounded up the biggest head-scratchers for you to look back on, mostly because we can no longer let Hodgins (TJ Thyne) get away with his behavior. Please join our petition to Save Hodgins From Himself.
1. Worms Fall On Brennan's Face, No One Reacts
Panic, guys. PANIC. It appears that Hodgins' strange and unusual worm fetish has spread like the demented disease that it is. We're used to this freakishly bearded bug-boy writhing around in pleasure at the mere sight of a maggot, but this week Brennan (Emily Deschanel) had entire cocoon of worms fall on her face and she barely reacted. In fact, she seemed sort of into it. Like, more into it than she's into sex with Booth (David Boreanaz).
2. Hodgins Refers To Maggot-Eating-Ravens As "My Children"
Well, no wonder Baby Michael Vincent has issues. His dad has adopted a fleet of maggot consuming ravens, and clearly he loves them best. We knew this day would come, we just didn't expect it to arrive so soon. But whatever, Hodgins. Feel free to nest with your bird friends and feed them regurgitated worms out of your mouth. We won't judge you.
3. Angela Forces Baby Michael Vincent To Stare At Painting For 20 Minutes
Baby Michael Vincent barely gets a chance to leave that drawer he's kept in, so when he comes up for air it's a big deal. But you'd think Angela (Michaela Conlin) and Hodgins would take their poor kiddo to a park or something, not an art museum full of old ladies. This poor hapless child was forced to stare at a John Singer Sargent painting for a full 20 minutes with his art-obsessed mother, which is basically a year in child time. Little dude will be grey by the time he's three.
4. Um, Sweets Is Still Living With Booth and Brennan
Remember when Sweets (John Francis Daley) was living in his office and we almost submitted his application to Hoarders: Buried Alive? We're starting to miss those sweet, innocent times. Nowadays, Sweets is still living with Booth and Brennan, and we're pretty sure it's been months since he first arrived. He's basically like their adopted child, which makes sense because lord knows Booth's kid isn't coming back anytime soon.
5. Angela's Caveman Art Makes Us Sad, As Does Angela
We're so deeply concerned about Angela. Remember when she was a bright-eyed PYT who loved sexual experiments and colorful denim jackets? Times have changed, and now Angela spends her free time drawing mutant neanderthal children from ye olden times. Something needs to be done. Something like Hodgins shaving his beard.