Jack Hodgins

Remember when you were an innocent street artist tagging a billboard, and then you slipped and fell into a giant pile of human remains? It's 'cause you accidentally wandered into Washington D.C., aka the most terrifying place ever. This week's episode of Bones is all about art and feelings and emotions, so you might want to grab a body pillow (for heaving sobs) and a barf-bag (for waves of...

Note to Angela (Michaela Conlin): If you don’t appreciate what a good thing you have with a man as quirky and adorable Hodgins (TJ Thyne)... and if you’d rather spend your time making out with with some underground artist who has really gross hair... that is fine with us.

Honestly, it is. As long as Hodgins comes running straight into our arms, instead.

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This week's Bones quotes were kind of like taking a rollercoaster ride full of LOLs, human remains, and vomit. In other words, hella fun! Check out our roundup of the top 10 doozies, and yes –– most of these are courtesy of Hodgins (TJ Thyne). Everything that comes out of his mouth needs to be documented and analyzed.

10. Booth (David Boreanaz) surveys the remains: "This is...

Oh, the hijinks, guys! This week's episode of Bones was full of bloody twists and turns, and it was over-the-top romantic. Two of our favorite characters have started dating (read: holding femurs), two of our other favorite characters have become alcoholics, and then there's Sweets (John Francis Daley). Who spent the entire episode slaying us with his man-beauty. Sigh!