Lance Sweets

Well, finally. After eight long seasons, Bones is treating us to an episode that centers on fair-trade artisans and their twee fetish for murder. It's about time, because honestly? Baby Christine has no love for slayings that don't jive with her Montessori-inspired sensibilities. Also, you might want to wear a rain jacket. Body parts are falling from the sky, and yes — Hodgins (TJ Thyne)...

How do we love Hart Hanson? Let us count the ways. It looks like Hart and his team of Boners are making up big time for not treating fans to a Booth (David Boreanaz) and Brennan (Emily Deschanel) sex scene, and now he's giving us a glimpse of Booth in his boxers!

Annnnd, commence swoon-induced face planting.

As we already know, Sweets (John Francis Daley) will be moving into Booth and...

Ladies, prepare your ovaries. Shirtless Sweets (John Francis Daley) is upon us, and we expect spontaneous pregnancies to spread like wildfire any minute. Now that Sweets has taken Daisy's (Carla Gallo) heart and stomped all over it, he's single and ready to mingle — not to mention homeless.

Enter Booth (David Boreanaz) and Brennan (Emily Deschanel). These two have an extra room thanks...

Despite the fact that he broke up with Daisy (Carla Gallo) in the most cold-hearted way ever (sob, still not over it), Sweets (John Francis Daley) is one of our favorite characters on Bones. Probably because he's one of the few people who isn't turned on by the site of human remains and bodily fluids.

Sigh, we're right there with you, buddy.