Recap

It's double the pleasure double the fun on this week's episode of Bones!

That's right guys, the Jeffersonian discovers not one, but two dead bodies (OMG, jackpot!), which means all their dreams are coming true. This is almost as exciting as that time Brennan (Emily Deschanel) pushed Baby Christine out of her lady parts next to a possibly rabid donkey in a possibly bacteria-infested barn.

Good news, Boners. Our favorite computer nerd is back from Egypt and he's just as grossed-out by Hodgins' (TJ Thyne) facial hair as we are! Yep, Christopher "LARPing Is My Everything" Pelant is stalking Hodgins in protest of that happy trail masquerading as a beard, and all kinds of people are getting murdered.

Also, Baby Michael Vincent is in this episode, so feel free to read this recap...

Don't you hate it when you're parachuting around our nation's capitol and then you fall into a tree and make friends with a giant cocoon, only to realize said cocoon is filled with human remains and a worm orgy? This episode of Bones is right up your alley! And up Hodgins' (TJ Thyne) alley, you know — because of the whole worm orgy thing.

In other news, we shudder to think at what must...

If we've learned one thing from this week's episode of Bones, it's that diamonds are not (we repeat, not) a girl's best friend. In fact, they are our worst enemy. Thanks for ruining jewelry forever, Hodgins (TJ Thyne). Because of you and your maggot friends, we can no longer fantasize about screaming "He Went To Jared!"

Remember when you were an innocent street artist tagging a billboard, and then you slipped and fell into a giant pile of human remains? It's 'cause you accidentally wandered into Washington D.C., aka the most terrifying place ever. This week's episode of Bones is all about art and feelings and emotions, so you might want to grab a body pillow (for heaving sobs) and a barf-bag (for waves of...