Britney Spears’s Wildest (and Most NSFW) ‘Piece of Me’ Quotes
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Britney Spears’s Wildest (and Most NSFW) ‘Piece of Me’ Quotes


Rest assured — Britney Spears fans have gotten many, many pieces of her at her Las Vegas residency these last two years.

In unscripted moments amid her set list, the 34-year-old pop star has given us (often R-rated) glances of the real Britney.

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Here are the wildest, most NSFW quotes from her Britney: Piece of Me residency thus far, starting with this week’s addition…

She wants a well-endowed nerd

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“I think it’s time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy, with a really big penis,” she told concertgoers at her February 14 performance, heading out into the crowd to find an audience member to join her on stage. (Emphasis on the member.)

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She won’t suffer hecklers

“F—king assholes,” she blurted out at an August 2015 show, reportedly in response to fat-shaming hecklers.

She wants dudes to suck her toe

“Men, frankly, can suck my f—king toe,” Brit said between numbers at a performance earlier that month. And boy, do we know a few celeb foot festishists who’d be up to the task!

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She has no time for cheaters

“So I know you know my boyfriend cheated on me,” the Femme Fatale told her adoring audience at an August 2014 show, likely referring to David Lucado. “But the best thing about being cheated on is, I get to go on more first dates.”

It’s Britney, bitch.